i got new earbuds and they kinda suck :(
dont look at me all funny when I’m eating these quality sunflower seeds because i am enjoying life rn
I’ve been laughing for 3,000 years.
thIS IS WORSE THAN THE TIME THEY SAID SEVIPER EVOLVES FROM ARBOK
Thank you mystery stranger for having the courage to deface these LGBTQIA posters around my friend’s school because she was too shy to do it but is now immensely grateful for the change
"humankind" more like “humanmean"
- Anyone who calls women “females”.
- Anyone who starts their Feminism, Yay! speech with “Now that I have a daughter…” or “When I think about my mother/sister being subjected to this…”
These things are the reverse of the android empathy test. They tell you that the person saying them does not see you as a human being (except possibly by association at multiple degrees of separation, in the second case).
WHAT WOUDL I DO WITHOUT YOU RISA
I ship L shep with four different people and i aint even ashamed
i asked lumi ‘if i was a magical girl-‘
and he said ‘you are not going to become a magical girl. you are not wishing for a tiny orange bird. you are going to stay alive thank you’
(my parents actually do that)
(after some 15 odd years they still do that)
"What’s more dangerous than a quarian with a handful of grenades?"
"A quarian with dashing good looks and a voice to make your heart melt?"
"Bingo. You’re a quick learner."